Sepp Blatter: “I’m really sorry. I’m sorry that I’m still somewhere a punching ball.” https://t.co/TtBV2h7OoA pic.twitter.com/gzrvcovjxY

— Financial Times (@FT) December 21, 2015

Here's everything you need to know about Blatter & Platini'seight-year ban in 60 seconds.https://t.co/haGy0LHktV pic.twitter.com/I5F6upMLcz

— BBC Sport (@BBCSport) December 21, 2015

Blatter: "This committee has no right to go against the president. I am the president!" https://t.co/GNsRID4zpv

— Mirror Football (@MirrorFootball) December 21, 2015

FIFA bans Sepp and Platini for eight years, and therefore, finally commits Seppuku. https://t.co/5mBQJP89W0

— Bruce Arthur (@bruce_arthur) December 21, 2015

So Blatter and Platini will have to miss the 2022 World Cup in ….er, Qatar isn't it ?

— Ian Darke (@IanDarke) December 21, 2015

Lunch with Sepp Blatter in October, when he admitted he did try to rig the World Cup vote: https://t.co/DFaMOj6Mpn pic.twitter.com/tQ30CjA2zQ

— Financial Times (@FT) December 21, 2015

Blatter concludes bizarre, defiant, rambling 52-min press conference with "I'll be back. Thank you."
Please don't come back, Sepp. Just go.

— Oliver Kay (@OliverKay) December 21, 2015

Sepp Blatter remains defiant after his suspension from soccer for 8 years https://t.co/eJUE17A7tQ pic.twitter.com/M2iIr52xlS

— New York Times World (@nytimesworld) December 21, 2015

FIFA ban Blatter and Platini from all football-related activities for 8 years. They can still attend Aston Villa games. #bantz #burn #ouch

— David Schneider (@davidschneider) December 21, 2015

Spain needs broad consensus to go forward after messy election result https://t.co/GSX0zUPiwX

— The Guardian (@guardian) December 21, 2015

These are the people now deciding Spain’s future https://t.co/BKRMy7QQ2B

— Quartz (@qz) December 21, 2015

Spain's politics are a mess & investors are reacting by selling Spanish stocks, @mahargbf https://t.co/WwkJuHkIzd pic.twitter.com/uibEfo9pQG

— Reuters Breakingviews (@Breakingviews) December 21, 2015

Republican Lindsey Graham says quitting race for White House https://t.co/YF7644hlyT

— Reuters (@Reuters) December 21, 2015

The two "lanes" of the GOP aren't necessarily Establishment/Tea Party. They're college-educated vs. non-college. https://t.co/tm5IHHVKS5

— Dave Wasserman (@Redistrict) December 21, 2015

UPS' worst nightmare: Amazon building its own overnight airfreight operation, sources say https://t.co/HYSU7uUmy3 pic.twitter.com/VNsGusTvA8

— David Gewirtz (@DavidGewirtz) December 21, 2015

15% of US adults have become "cord cutters"-abandoning paid cable or satellite television https://t.co/MhKzn5S6IO pic.twitter.com/y9sSYVhG6Q

— Pew Research Internet (@pewinternet) December 21, 2015

Really, totally, finally the end of Yahoo. Death by surrender or proxy fight. https://t.co/TzdFuyYhzK

— Michael Wolff (@MichaelWolffNYC) December 21, 2015

This journalism Christmas card is a copy editor’s nightmare https://t.co/MG6iQ5fX4v pic.twitter.com/ZcXNSqO3Lz

— Poynter (@Poynter) December 21, 2015

The funny, the weird, the elaborate, the terrible – 33 media errors from 2015 https://t.co/us4ScS7moo via @Poynter

— Journalism.co.uk (@journalismnews) December 21, 2015

Scrolling down to the comments section of a certain online newspaper is like looking directly up the devil's arse 😂😂😂

— Phillip Schofield (@Schofe) December 21, 2015

Colombians are not happy with Steve Harvey right now: https://t.co/PNG8eU05IQ pic.twitter.com/FYaZRny240

— Slate (@Slate) December 21, 2015

Radio DJ plays Wham's Last Christmas 24 times in a row after barricading himself in studio https://t.co/iJUcbxw597 pic.twitter.com/gdqlKkRTNn

— Independent Music (@IndyMusic) December 21, 2015

The Beatles entire catalog may begin streaming on Christmas Eve: https://t.co/nPTY5R8MVN pic.twitter.com/qyLP7csd81

— Slate (@Slate) December 21, 2015

Mourinho to Man Utd & Guardiola to Man City?
Piecing together the managerial jigsaw: https://t.co/Qy1Y7qbMIg pic.twitter.com/3hMTFrTjtP

— BBC Sport (@BBCSport) December 21, 2015