Hawaii missile alert: False alarm warning broadcast https://t.co/LgT1aaTbnU

— BBC News (World) (@BBCWorld) January 14, 2018

Tears and panic as false missile alert unnerves Hawaii https://t.co/5dkj4EdzFR pic.twitter.com/RHo2xGAC7B

— Reuters (@Reuters) January 14, 2018

For those keeping comparative stopwatch readings on what happened in Hawaii: If a missile was ever fired from North Korea to Honolulu, elapsed time to impact: 32 to 37 minutes
This morning, elapsed time to correct false alert: About 38 minutes…

— David Sanger (@SangerNYT) January 14, 2018

the only way I can imagine watching soccer actually being worse that usual….#Hawaii pic.twitter.com/xKVlU4m3J6

— KekMagician🫘🆙 (@KequeMage) January 14, 2018

FCC says launching full inquiry into false Hawaii missile alert https://t.co/9tAMOPAQiu pic.twitter.com/BLvTe4k3lR

— Reuters (@Reuters) January 14, 2018

Hawaii releases timeline of what transpired after false ballistic missile warning https://t.co/gfhptTLPj9 pic.twitter.com/hUrvptYTUX

— Washington Examiner (@dcexaminer) January 14, 2018

Ex-Obama defense official on Hawaii false alarm: "Thank God the President was playing golf" https://t.co/BuNn6yaJLo pic.twitter.com/nBfd7l6KGZ

— The Hill (@thehill) January 14, 2018

"Hey guys, I know Hawaii thought they were getting nuked but let's talk about me." https://t.co/z2qRGtWlYg

— Angry Staffer 🌻 (@Angry_Staffer) January 14, 2018

NYT Editorial Board: The Hawaii false alarm “made tangible the growing fears that after decades of leaders trying to more safely control the world’s nuclear arsenals, Trump has increased the possibility of those weapons being used.” https://t.co/PcAp48swqL

— Rula Jebreal (@rulajebreal) January 14, 2018

Obama would have been in front of a microphone within an hour of that Hawaii debacle.

— Schooley (@Rschooley) January 14, 2018

What If Hawaii’s False Missile Alert Had Been Real? Here’s What Would Happen Next https://t.co/EG7fT7C2rZ

— Ryan Teague Beckwith (@ryanbeckwith) January 14, 2018

As fun as it is to read four-hour experts on Hawaii's nuclear false alarm, if you're curious to learn from one who literally helped write our nuclear war plans, the father of American whistleblowing, @DanielEllsberg, just published a tell-all: https://t.co/ayI53Fk2ka

— Edward Snowden (@Snowden) January 14, 2018

I think Hawaii should buy everyone on the islands a drink of their choosing – on the state.

— Dan Rather (@DanRather) January 13, 2018

shoutout to everyone in Hawaii having the best "nuclear war relief sex" of their lives

— Ken Cheng twitch.tv/kenchengcomedy (@kenchengcomedy) January 14, 2018