‘Just shut up, man…’

Earlier…

and, oh yeah…

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And…

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MAGAworld waits for Trump to tell them how to rebut tax story

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But, hey…

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Bombshell NYT probe shows house of cards around Trump’s dubious finances – and there’s more to come

Meanwhile…

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oh and…

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Trump SCOTUS nomination sets ugly tone for rest of campaign

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And…

Trump steps up plan to discredit election

And there’s some frankly insane shit from the campaign trail tonight…

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Increasingly desperate Trump grasps at straws

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And lets not forget there’s important shit to deal with…

Trump continues to undermine election; warns he may not transfer power peacefully

Update:

Earlier: Government ridiculed over ‘Kexit’ but at least no-one’s talking about a second wave

Meanwhile…

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With appeal to “common sense” Johnson sets scene to blame public for spread of virus

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Yeah. Think! …

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PM to address nation at ‘critical point’ in fight against virus

But hey…

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And…

But hey, here’s today’s Distraction du Jour

Battle lines drawn over SCOTUS

Hold on a second, though…

Not forgetting…

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RIP, I guess…

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